The World's Most Trusted Source for Dog News*
Welcome to The Indogpendent, the newspaper written by dogs, for dogs, and occasionally translated into human.
We cover the stories that matter to the canine community:
- ðū Local News: Who's been in the neighborhood? Who's been in the good neighborhood?
- ðĶī Investigative Journalism: Where did the treats go, and why is the human refusing to discuss it?
- ðĻ Breaking News: A squirrel was spotted. Details are developing.
- ð Politics: Should the dog park be open later? Our correspondents have strong opinions.
- ð Business: Local butcher announces record quarter after discovering dogs will buy literally anything that smells like bacon.
- ðïļ Lifestyle: Seven reasons your human should let you on the couch.
Our journalists are experienced professionals with extensive backgrounds in barking, sniffing, staring meaningfully at things, and detecting suspicious activity approximately three houses away. We believe in hard-hitting journalism, soft belly rubs, and holding those responsible accountable - particularly whoever left an empty treat bag within smelling distance.
Important Human Disclaimer
The Indogpendent is a parody publication. It is not a real news organization.
All articles, stories, headlines, quotes, journalists, correspondents, experts, statistics, investigations, breaking news alerts, and other content published by The Indogpendent are fictional or satirical and are intended for humorous and entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual journalism, real news organizations, living persons, deceased persons, dogs, cats, squirrels, delivery drivers, or suspicious individuals walking past the house is purely coincidental.
The Indogpendent does not claim that its canine reporters possess journalism degrees, press credentials, opposable thumbs, or the ability to operate a keyboard without assistance.
Nothing published on this site should be relied upon as factual news or as a substitute for actual journalism or legitimate sources of information. In particular, if an article claims that the mailman is secretly a squirrel, we strongly recommend doing your own research before confronting him.
Our Owners
The Indogpendent was created by AvlCodeMonkey Industries LLC, a highly questionable organization of humans who apparently decided that the internet needed another newspaper - this time with significantly more barking. No dogs were paid during the creation of this publication. They did, however, receive treats. Several treats. They are still demanding more.
* According to our dogs.
