Clarence B. Good
Clarence B. Good is The Indogpendent’s youngest reporter, a Boston Terrier puppy with big ears, bigger opinions, and absolutely no respect for personal space. He specializes in investigative journalism, snack theft, and exposing the scandalous human practice of saying “walkies” without actually going anywhere. His sources are impeccable, his attention span is questionable, and his editor is fairly certain he ate last Tuesday’s front page.
Recent articles
Fall Arrives: Humans Finally Admit It’s Our Season Now
The crisp air, the crunchy leaves, the humans suddenly remembering we’re the real rulers of autumn. Clarence B. Good investigates why this seasonal shift is *finally* getting the respect it deserves—after years of summer’s overblown ego.
Hōlei Sea Arch Bites the Dust—Literally
The legendary Hōlei Sea Arch, Hawaii’s rock star of natural bridges, crumbled like a stolen chew toy. Scientists sniff out the cause, but locals just sigh and say, ‘Well, at least it wasn’t *our* fault.’