Birthday Report: The Stars Align, and Somebody Brought Cake

It's another big day for humans who have somehow managed to survive another trip around the sun without being distracted by a squirrel.

Among today's birthday celebrants is our own Tim, who is reportedly celebrating another year of distinguished service to humanity. Sources close to the birthday boy confirm that cake may be involved. The Indogpendent's legal department reminds readers that cake is considered an acceptable form of payment for birthday journalism.

Tim shares his birthday with some considerably more famous humans, including F. Scott Fitzgerald, author of The Great Gatsby; Jim Henson, creator of The Muppets; and NFL legend “Mean” Joe Greene. Today's celebrity birthday roster also includes actor Ian Bohen, who turns 50, and K-pop star Gaeul, who turns 24.

Astrologically speaking, September 24 babies are Libra - an air sign traditionally associated with balance, diplomacy, and social grace. In other words, precisely the qualities needed to negotiate with a dog who has decided that your dinner is actually his dinner.

Our canine astrology desk predicts that today's birthday humans should expect gifts, cake, excessive attention, and at least one person saying, “Wow, you're how old now?”

As for Tim, The Indogpendent wishes him a very happy birthday and recommends celebrating responsibly — or at least making sure someone else is available to drive the dog home.